"Oh, good," Watson said mildly. "I rather liked him. I'm glad to hear that I needn't fear my secret being revealed, at least on that count." He shifted, sliding a hand along Holmes's side, and pressing his face into the side of Holmes's neck to kiss him, rather gently.

"By the way," he added after a moment, "he said to send his regards along to Sherlock, and he seemed quite genuine about that, so I doubt he thinks that badly of you." Watson smiled. "So, please, do feel completely welcome to continue squeezing me against the fireplace like this. It's rather enjoyable."