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lightconductor) wrote2010-05-11 08:19 pm
lightconductor) wrote2010-05-11 08:19 pm
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Long ago, I mentioned this guy?
He's apparently going to speak at my favourite local bookstore on May 25th.
I'm wondering if it would be completely inappropriate to sit in the back and heckle.
"Hey! Hey, you remember that really stupid illogical Sherlock Holmes pastiche you wrote like fifteen years ago? The one where Watson broke the universe by writing The Final Problem? Yeah, it sucked. A lot. It made no sense and was a shitty treatment of the characters in general. Also, the beginning of Hominids is possibly the worst, most offensive treatment of rape in fiction that I have ever seen, you stupid fuck."
On the other hand, all the staff knows me down there. I'd hate to alienate them, as they are nice people.
He's apparently going to speak at my favourite local bookstore on May 25th.
I'm wondering if it would be completely inappropriate to sit in the back and heckle.
"Hey! Hey, you remember that really stupid illogical Sherlock Holmes pastiche you wrote like fifteen years ago? The one where Watson broke the universe by writing The Final Problem? Yeah, it sucked. A lot. It made no sense and was a shitty treatment of the characters in general. Also, the beginning of Hominids is possibly the worst, most offensive treatment of rape in fiction that I have ever seen, you stupid fuck."
On the other hand, all the staff knows me down there. I'd hate to alienate them, as they are nice people.
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You could sit in the back and mentally heckle, though that might be lead to too much temptation to do the verbal kind. Plus then he would think that you, you know, liked him.
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I don't want him to think that. :|
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I need to stop writing stuff when I'm tired XD